Because things aren't going as well as I would like (professionally speaking), let me just go ahead and say what needs to be said.
Kids are Assholes.
Total assholes. They ignore you when you bark orders at them. When you tell them to sit, they lay on their bellies and wiggle around like worms. They hit each other. They cheat when they play games. They lie. They have head lice. They give you lip. They make you feel like a bad guy. They ask to go to the bathroom 10 minutes after you gave everyone a bathroom break. They tell their parents lies and their parents believe them all, regardless of the lunacy. They smell. They have tangly hair. They jump and climb all over you. They throw things. They don't throw out their garbage. They can't play nice. They don't share. They don't take care of their things; they lose everything! They cry at the drop of a hat. They're manipulative. When they're in packs, they are impossible to control. They think they know everything, they know nothing! they nag.
Not my son, though. No siree.