The weird stuff I do when no one is home to see it:
- Drink a lot of wine while staring into a mirror.
- Make cookies.
- Light candles and sit in the dark.
- Play French songs and sing along to them, even though I don't speak French.
- Google everyone I know.
- Eat Prosciutto with cantaloupe.
- Dance around singing "Valerie"
- Get out a poetry anthology, highlight the shit out of it, and invent new poem (Yeats + Plath = Pleats)
- Feel sorry for myself because I have no one to sit here and be weird with.
- Fight with Mike over text.
- Miss my baby
- Plan parties that will never happen
- Cut up Vogue magazines
- Apply lotion
- See how long I can go without blinking
- Worry that I am not savouring this time alone as I should be
- Eat all afore-mentioned cookies.
- Read. Get sick of reading. Drink more.
- Take a lot of webcam pictures
