- completely losing herself in the quest to raise self-absorbed, entitled little shits, destined to have a jillion regrets by the time menopause hits and her kids have completely taken her for granted and plan to stick her in a home
- faking a polite phone demeanor
- brown nosing
- being embarrassed by how unoriginal I am at my high school reunion
- being too embarrassed to even attend a high school reunion
- sitting around.
- never having anything interesting to say, ever.
- only being concerned about dusty drapes and what the neighbours are doing with their azaleas
- drinking martinis at noon
And so on.
One day, I am going to open a small gallery that caters to artists suffering from mental illness... one day.